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My Body Is a Machine that Turns Coffee Into a Panic Attack Embroidered Soft & Fitted T-shirt

My Body Is a Machine that Turns Coffee Into a Panic Attack Embroidered Soft & Fitted T-shirt

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Do you feel like this (🫨) after your 5th coffee? Then this tee was made for you! 🫀
This super soft and fitted T-shirt will be your perfect everyday companion!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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