My Body Is a Machine that Turns Coffee Into a Panic Attack Embroidered Soft & Fitted T-shirt

Do you feel like this (🫨) after your 5th coffee? Then this tee was made for you! 🫀
This super soft and fitted T-shirt will be your perfect everyday companion!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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